I'm faster than a crosstown bus

Okay, it isn't the first time that's been said. But it was independently verified this morning as I walked eight blocks from my office to pick up my car after its oil change. The People Mover came along the same route, pulled a little ahead of me, then I'd catch up, then it'd pass me, and we finished in a dead heat at the bus stop in front of the garage. Got a grin from the driver and I saved a buck fifty. I'm not only fast, I'm cheap.