Tuesday, January 16, 2007
High finance
Through a series of strategic moves over the last several weeks, I am now in possession of enough Dagoba chocolate bars to create a stable base of currency for a small country, as long as that country is not in Central or South America where this stuff literally grows on trees. I've learned that there is one flavor I can live without (Lime) and one that is the cocaine equivalent of the chocolate world (Eclipse 87% extra dark). I am a woman of wealth.
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(eyes wide as though I have just seen gold) ooh! Dark chocolate! You must be the richest woman in the world! :D
Now, you see ... if women ran the world, Dagoba would, in fact, be the international currency. The global economy would be booming, and there would be peace on earth ...
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