Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual daycare clients is purely coincidental...
Doggie Daycare Daily Report
Today your dog was
[ ] an angel
[ ] a brat
[ ] a weirdo
[ ] a spaz
[ ] a fiend
We especially noticed when your dog
[ ] sat for treats
[ ] destroyed a door
[ ] boinked his playmates
I can't tell you how many times your dog
[ ] played nicely
[ ] inappropriately deposited bodily fluids
[ ] made me want to quit this job.
We recommend that your dog
[ ] change daycare schedule
[ ] take a formal training class
[ ] undergo a lobotomy
[ ] acquire normal parents.
It is always
[ ] a pleasure
[ ] an irritant
[ ] a catastrophe
to have your dog in my class.
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3 comments:
This is hysterical. I meant to comment on it when you sent it to me in e-mail, but life interrupted the flow - no, wait, it was actually one of my own dogs being a pleasure to have in my class.
what happens when the dog is all of those things?
Ya know, some minor changes to the wording and this could apply to children!!!!
Mo
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